This was a song from 1988. Yep, actual lyrics! No idea how the music went. Maybe it's on a copyright tape from that year...?
Reading these I understand why no record company number counter pinhead exec understood what the hell I was about!
Cousin from Kingston
East West lady
On a channel to nowhere
Blue stain satin diamond
Barrette in her hair
Old man’s bitchin’ about her
Hangin’ around
But don’t feel sorry
She’s a sister of Dionysian
AC\DC beatin’
Traffic at midnight
Roadside action heavy
By moonlight
Bourgeois debutants cloudin’
The sunshine
And all our efforts couldn’t
Re-route the main line
Yeah, too much flows between her eyes
To ever be honest or true
Half a quart of blue blood whiskey
And she’ll be ready for you
Stand still promise
With the Fountain of Youth, yea
She dives for a nickel
But the quarter recoups, yea
We should’ve made a deal
With the Senate of Suffer
Still all that bulls**t won’t
Print you a number
And so it’s round and round
We run
A snake sweat bottle and a
Cousin from Kingston
© 1988 Word and Music by Paul Tait